March 12, 2004

The Snark Half

Stephen: Have you been writing e-mails to sports radio shows?
Drew: Not to my knowledge, why?
Stephen: Well, my coworker was listening to the Tony Kornheiser show, and Kornheiser read an e-mail from a reader named Andrew, who had majored in writing at Carnegie Mellon. The e-mail explained the difference between who and whom. I thought it had to be you.
Drew: Nope, not me. I avoid all unnecessary Kornheiser exposure. I can only stand Pardon the Interruption because Wilbon is on it. Kornheiser gives me hives. Extended exposure can lead to worse conditions, like herpes.

It appears that my evil twin, Skippy, is loose and writing e-mails to annoying sports columnists. I'm going to have to take the rest of the afternoon off to hunt down and kill my doppelganger.

Posted by Drew at March 12, 2004 12:44 PM