
This is Neeraj, who was one of my roommates in college. I'm not sure exactly what he is doing now, but I'm sure he is doing well. In fact, as I recall, I think our answering machine had a number of options which I believe were:
1. Press 1 to leave a message for Andrew
2. Press 2 to leave a message for Matt
3. Press 3 to leave a message for Mike
4. Press 4 if you would like Mike to call you back and tell you a joke
5. Press 5 if you would like to leave a personal message for Neeraj
6. Press 6 if you would like to leave a message for Neeraj regarding career opportunities