March 24, 2006

Fuel To Be Fab


So, while picking up lunch in the Fashion Centre's foodcourt I discovered that Tab has been reinvented as an energy drink called Tab Energy. In the center of the foodcourt, the Tab people had setup a little pink and white living room, complete with a table, seats and pink shag carpeting. PINK SHAG CARPETING. On a flat screen TV behind the sample-providing woman the slogan of the new TAB ("Fuel To Be Fabulous!") was stated for all of the denizens of the mall. I'm not sure if there was actually an exclamation mark at the end of "Fabulous!" or if my mind is just adding that to my memory, but it is kind of hard to imagine it without the exclamation mark there. So there you go, Red Bull may give you wings, Sparks will get you drunk and hyper, but the folks at Tab, they'll make you fab.

Posted by Drew at March 24, 2006 11:56 AM