Drew McDermott

Gaunt Is The New Black

Don't bury me, I'm not dead yet! Despite being over yesterday's fever and sore throat, my coworkers thought I was basically undead when I arrived at work today. With a little help from illness, my normal pallor (Irish+English+Ashkenazi=pale) was transformed into that of reanimated zombie. "You look pale, even for you!" Thank you, now hand over your tasty brainssssss.